If Moms Had Their Olympic Games, it would be lit!
Olympic sports, but for moms. The 2024 Olympics just wrapped up, fam. We’ve already hyped up our athletes, who have been grinding for four years to represent their country in sports. All of this Olympic hype got me thinking: Moms also grind all year with little clout, except for a few days when their hustle is on fleek. They got mad skills, and they stay chill even when things get crazy.
What if they had Olympic events for moms? Like, imagine if they had lit competitions just for all the badass moms out there. How sick would that be? What would you slay at and snatch the gold in?
Olympic sports, but for moms
- Attempting to clean the teeth of your toddler.
- Taking care of a toddler while in the first trimester. Taking care of a toddler while navigating the challenges of the first trimester is truly an amazing experience—an Olympic sport in its own right!
- Getting out of bed while pregnant. Gosh! especially in the third trimester.
- Surving the first postpartum month! Absolutely! It’s a time filled with incredible challenges and adjustments, and just getting through it deserves a gold medal.
- Taking care of a toddler while you are sick.
- Toddler dealing while pregnant, gold medal for sure!
- Placing a sleeping baby in their crib without waking them is a challenge. The one sport where no one is supposed to cheer when you win.
- Leaving the house in general.
- Installing car seats
- Cooking and carrying your little human with the other hand.
- Surviving the first bowel movement after giving birth, like yikes!
- Managing temper tantrums.
- Weightlighting involves packing all of your shopping bags and packages, your purse, your diaper bag, your activity bag, and your infant and toddler into one bag for a single trip.
- The Alligator-wresting diaper changes.
- Rocking a 30-pound toddler to sleep
- Clipping your child’s toenails.
