Nigeria as you should know is a place with so many wonders. You can be on your own observing your “me time” and just get surprised by unforeseen circumstances.
Have you ever had an encounter with a mentally challenged person before? Well, if you haven’t it may seem quite impossible but in the real sense, anything is possible in this country. You might just be on your business minding your own and get the greatest shock and surprise of the day.
That said, here are a couple of real-life stories from people who have had first-hand encounters with “crase people” and trust me while it is all serious, it’s really interesting and funny. Well enough talking, let’s dive into these interesting and hilarious stories.
Ayomide Fafiyebi Salako
I boarded a bus with one some time ago, he dressed normal until he slapped the passenger sitting in front of him and started laughing and throwing blows in the air the driver packed and we all ran out while he and his conductor started persuading the man to come down, this man no gree come down ooo.
Eniolami Anjorin
My dad once carried one when we traveled to my hometown for Ileya, he said he wanted to carry a passenger so as to see money to buy fuel. Omo, it wasn’t funny, this lady opened our traveling bag and started throwing the meat we were given out of the window. I was the one sitting at the front, and my sis was at the back with her she scattered our clothes and I just heard tawai, I thought it was the lady that slapped my sis but people of God, the reverse was the case oo my sister and the lady come begin to drag meat wey remain inside the bag, my dad just kukuma park and dragged her down
Stephen Nwabueze
Na so my landlord rent one mad man for house.. he ask me to help him nail one side so he can hang his clothes after I finish he said d nail was not ok ..dat he is going to buy more nails every day we dey hear hammer inside his room .. one day landlord vex enter d room. he no even see wey he go put leg talk more of entering d room again …d man don use nails rebrand d room
Ify Divine
Only in Lagos. The one I entered last week Saturday going to Yaba, we got to Ojuelegba and the driver picked one guy that we didn’t know wasn’t mentally okay and he sat right beside me. He was making imaginary calls and was talking to himself. I prayed till we got to Yaba and everyone alighted.
Oma Juliet
Guys I can’t forget one January like that me and my nephew was going back home….we were just standing there waiting for bus so this mad man was coming towards us in my mind I was like what if this man hugs me now I said God forbid oo so at this point one shuttle bus came out so we were still talking price when this man hugged me from behind guys that day I finished the olive oil in the house the way I shouted ehhh that day was hell I cried my eyes outstill unforgettable
Viva Simdi
My own is on the road, I was passing on my own ooh and the next I hear is tawai on my cheek, Omo I don’t even what to do
Funke Adekoya Adereti
When I was in junior secondary school, I used to follow my dad when he is going to work very early in the morning. Around to 7 am, he will dropped me at the bus stop close to school. That was how one mad man held my hand and started singing the #5 naira song and was dancing at the same time. I cried fire before they saved me from him. Immediately I got to sch gate, I saw a mechanic and took off. Since then, if I see someone wearing a dirty cloth, whether na mechanic or mad person, I will cross to the other side.
Akanmu Olatokunbo Bashirat
I dey inside maruwa one day naso one man stop the driver to please help him to next bus stop, so the driver helped him, we never go too far naso the man kiss the driverall of us shouted ah,naso he started hugging the driver, the driver said “Mo sore se o”
Sunday Chidinma Emmanuella
Una Dey talk about bus of few minutes. My former landlord for Lagos don rent house give mad person before. The man go come my window Dey swear for me. He is always outside my window even at night. It was scary. Thank God I only paid one month. Ikotun landlords and money
Chukwu Bu Enyim
I’ve once boarded a bus with one. I didn’t know. I entered & sat next to her. The bus already moved before I noticed. She told me she will slap me if my body touches her. Next thing she said I should better not step on her. The other occupants before I entered knew, the bus driver & conductor knew & it’s unfair they kept picking people to sit near her. Luckily for me, she dropped two bus stops away from where I entered.
After she alighted, they now started telling me, ‘ah you tried o’. The person behind me said he thought she was going to bite me. So they were waiting for her to bite me? SMH.
